Monday, August 31, 2009

Management strikes again

HANNEY. HAVE READ LATEST OFFERING (“HIS COWBOY HEART, HER NINJA BREAST”). I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU. HOWEVER MISS BOUGAINVILLEA SOUNDS DESPERATE AND/OR HUNGRY. VAMPIRES ARE CURRENTLY IN VOGUE. INSTRUCT MISS BOUGAINVILLEA TO INCLUDE VAMPIRES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER. MAKE IT CLEAR THIS IS NOT A POLITE SUGGESTION. HER FAILURE AND YOURS IS INADVISABLE.
- M

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